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Best Friend & Nephew
September 19th
10:34 PM
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August 16th
1:14 PM
Via

Themba, the baby elephant, lost his mother after she fell down a cliff. The team at the Shamwari Rehabilitation Centre rescued him and for two years they dedicated their lives to getting this very special orphan back to the wild.

Themba soon befriended a very patient sheep named Albert, and together they formed a bond as strong as any human friendship. Albert never left Themba’s side and would follow Themba and his carers on long walks; share in Themba’s favourite snack of acacia pods; and when Themba took a dust bath, so did Albert. If any of the other animals at the Rehabilitation Centre tried to join in their fun and games, super protective Albert would make it quite clear that they were most unwelcome. The unlikely pair also made friends with a baby giraffe, and enemies with a baby hippo.

December 9th
9:14 PM
Via
ianbrooks:

Homestar Bath Planetarium from japantrendshop
The waterproof planetarium floats in water and contains a bright light that projects out into the room, or even into the tub itself when flipped over. It also includes Rose Bath and Deep Ocean graphic domes for changing to a different mood. 
Simulated deep space exploration may actually get me to take a bath. Or bathe at all, for that matter.

ianbrooks:

Homestar Bath Planetarium from japantrendshop

The waterproof planetarium floats in water and contains a bright light that projects out into the room, or even into the tub itself when flipped over. It also includes Rose Bath and Deep Ocean graphic domes for changing to a different mood

Simulated deep space exploration may actually get me to take a bath. Or bathe at all, for that matter.

October 24th
8:54 PM
-starwhores:

thelongislandblues:

failincanbequiteabreeze:

milkgoatsalldaylongonmyfarm

HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

-starwhores:

thelongislandblues:

failincanbequiteabreeze:

milkgoatsalldaylongonmyfarm

HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

September 27th
8:15 PM
Via
-amityvillewhore-:

imjustaboywithadream:

xosindi:

malobabyyy:

HAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA OMG!!!

SWEET BABY JESUS WHAT

the dad/son meme is the only one that will never get old. 

OMG I CAN’T EVEN…

-amityvillewhore-:

imjustaboywithadream:

xosindi:

malobabyyy:

HAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA OMG!!!

SWEET BABY JESUS WHAT

the dad/son meme is the only one that will never get old. 

OMG I CAN’T EVEN…

September 4th
9:45 PM
Via
ironanddesi:

clemstercookies:

newyorkninja:

-failurebydesign:

princeofglamour:

gryffinwhore:

areyousirius:

tumbldore-:

voldemortoutbitches:

clearly he is speaking of the infamous hogwarts jaguar.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME AND CONFESS
WE LOOKIN FOR YOU

WE GON FIIIND YOU.
WE GOOON FIIIIIND YOU.

SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT
RUN AND TELL THAT
RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY
HOME, HOME, HOMEBOY

I CANT EVEN FUCKING BREATHE.

Ohmygod.

WHAT IS BREATHING.

LMAO. First person. clearly he is speaking of the infamous hogwarts jaguar.

love this.

OH MY….I CAN’T…I CAN’T EVEN…AHHH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA

ironanddesi:

clemstercookies:

newyorkninja:

-failurebydesign:

princeofglamour:

gryffinwhore:

areyousirius:

tumbldore-:

voldemortoutbitches:

clearly he is speaking of the infamous hogwarts jaguar.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME AND CONFESS

WE LOOKIN FOR YOU

WE GON FIIIND YOU.

WE GOOON FIIIIIND YOU.

SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT

RUN AND TELL THAT

RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY

HOME, HOME, HOMEBOY

I CANT EVEN FUCKING BREATHE.

Ohmygod.

WHAT IS BREATHING.

LMAO. First person. clearly he is speaking of the infamous hogwarts jaguar.

love this.

OH MY….I CAN’T…I CAN’T EVEN…AHHH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA

August 27th
11:14 PM
Via

Have you guys heard of the anti-rape condom?

bandagemeup:

infuckinsatiable:

theutmostjemofjulez:

sunnywinters:

paintedonemotions:

peaceandsatisfaction:

murdershewrites:

It’s a female condom. and it well, prevents.. rape. Duh.

It’s inner surface contains sharp spikes.. Looks like so:

So if she puts this on as you forcibly shove your dick inside of her.. lets just say your penis is no more. >:D

It clamps on to your penis and to make this story short, your rapist ass is TIGHT.

 win

August 2nd
11:43 AM
Via

iamsorandom:

commentsfullofwin:

Cats vs. Treadmill

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HAHAHA.

Ngayon lang ulit ako natawa ng ganito sa video ng pusa.

Nainggit na naman ako dito may kuting sila.

>_<

bahahahha this is so great.