December 2009
“When a girl complains that a guy has no heart, it usually means he has hers.”
– oh shit (via lisztomaniaa)
“I wish my mom told me the same thing about boys as she did scary movies, “don’t...”
– (via lisztomaniaa)
“where can we put our hatred while we say our prayers?”
“I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I know that when we die and...”
– Mother Teresa
“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung...”
– C.S. Lewis (The Four Loves)
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
– Mother Teresa
“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright,...”
– Banksy
“We’re not questioning God.
Just those he chose to carry on His cross.”
– Anberlin
(*Fin)
“So long as civilization shall permit law & custom to impose a social...”
– “Les Miserables”
“Grow a pair step up to the plate and throw the bat at the pitcher for the curve...”
– Kathy
Scrubs Convo
Turk and Carla: You want me to tell you about my girlfriend (boyfriend)?
Turk: Ok… um, I can be myself around, Carla, you know?
Carla: Turk makes me feel completely safe and totally independent at the same time.
Turk: And it’s all the same, whether I’m with her or my boys.
Carla: I can say whatever is on my mind, and even if he doesn’t like it, even if he doesn’t understand it, he respects it.
Turk: I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m not going to give my boys a back rub. Sure, if a brother has an itch I’ll scratch it.
Carla: He seems to like who I am.
Turk: She’s a cool lady.
Turk and Carla: I love her (him).
36 Life Lessons
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried...
